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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,226thSafest: 3,293rdMost Pacifist: 3,724th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Call Me Mister
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mister Green

Population3.258 billion

CurrencyDram
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Mister Green is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.258 billion Mister Greenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Greenian economy, worth 395 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,354 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, Mister Greenians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Green's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Green is ranked 111,066th in the world and 19th in Schopenhauer for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,694.75 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,226thSafest: 3,293rdMost Pacifist: 3,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,203rdNicest Citizens: 5,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,027thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,824thMost Inclusive: 6,834thMost Secular: 7,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,278thHealthiest Citizens: 9,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,802ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,971stBest Weather: 10,072ndMost Income Equality: 10,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,137thSmartest Citizens: 11,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,659thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,957thMost Cultured: 12,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,934thLargest Governments: 14,972ndMost Developed: 15,218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,700thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,987thHighest Average Incomes: 22,933rd
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, Mister Greenians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Mister Green was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, all the playground's a stage for Mister Greenian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Mister Green, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.

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