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Largest Populations: 2,908thMost Stationary: 10,383rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,783rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Happy happy happy
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mister happy pants

Population28.668 billion

Currencybuck
Animaldoe

The Republic of Mister happy pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 28.668 billion Mister happy pantsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mister happy pantsian economy, worth 855 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,850 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister happy pants's national animal is the doe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister happy pants is ranked 147,346th in the world and 40th in Florida for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,783rdHighest Economic Output: 22,049thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,428thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,623rd

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