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Most Primitive: 418thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 704th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All power to the glorious leader!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Miwonia

Population28.041 billion

CapitalMiwmiw
LeaderEternal Leader of All
Faiththe Leader's Chosen

CurrencyMiwon
AnimalEuropean Adder

The Dictatorship of Miwonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Leader of All with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.041 billion Miwonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miwmiw. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Miwonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,577 trillion Miwons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,249 Miwons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miwonia's national animal is the European Adder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Leader's Chosen.

Miwonia is ranked 171,438th in the world and 3,673rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 96.05916074432 days.

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Most Primitive: 418thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 704thMost Ignorant Citizens: 766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,577thLargest Black Market: 2,102ndMost Devout: 2,620thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,054thLargest Populations: 5,517thLargest Governments: 7,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,599thLowest Crime Rates: 8,177thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,682ndFattest Citizens: 9,677thMost Authoritarian: 10,593rdMost Conservative: 10,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,885thLargest Mining Sector: 11,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,249thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,535thHighest Average Incomes: 17,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,606thMost Patriotic: 26,068th
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Most Primitive: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionMost Devout: 140th in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 256th in the regionMost Conservative: 385th in the regionLargest Governments: 397th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 411th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 424th in the regionFattest Citizens: 470th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 506th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 626th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 635th in the regionMost Extreme: 683rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 788th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 794th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 894th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miwonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Miwonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Miwonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Miwonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Miwonia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Miwonia ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Miwonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Miwonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Miwonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Miwonia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 127 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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