by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,219th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,861st Most Secular: 11,155th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Dedo no c*, ousadia e gritaria
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.075 billion

CapitalRepública de Curitiba


The United Socialist States of Mizanzukistao is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mizanzuk with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.075 billion Mizanzukis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of República de Curitiba. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mizanzukistaoan economy, worth 169 trillion dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,627 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizanzukistao's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mizanzukistao is ranked 71,705th in the world and 3,146th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,861stTop
Most Secular: 11,155thMost Influential: 11,174thBest Weather: 14,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,360thMost Authoritarian: 16,805th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 204th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 392nd in the regionBest Weather: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 462nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 495th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 520th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 549th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 587th in the regionMost Stationary: 593rd in the regionMost Influential: 603rd in the region

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