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Nicest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 13thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th
The Idyllic Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Starbucks on every corner!
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Mograpelandia

Population39.337 billion

CapitalClutchington
LeaderCharlie
FaithFree Individual Choice

Currencyspiff
AnimalArmadillo

The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 39.337 billion Mograpelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 15,686 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 398,775 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest shade developed by Mograpelandia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer spiffs to support "struggling" industries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice.

Mograpelandia is ranked 243,204th in the world and 4th in Lake Golumania for Most Secular, with 0.93 Atheism Rate.

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Nicest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 13thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17thLargest Publishing Industry: 24thMost Cultured: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Developed: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 29thSafest: 31stLongest Average Lifespans: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 58thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stSmartest Citizens: 64thMost Inclusive: 81stBest Weather: 111thLargest Welfare Programs: 120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thMost Advanced Public Education: 152ndHighest Economic Output: 157thMost Beautiful Environments: 169thLargest Governments: 173rdLargest Populations: 173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 299thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 410thHighest Average Incomes: 790thMost Devout: 949thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,294thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,644thMost Efficient Economies: 4,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,674thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,472ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,375th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer spiffs to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the newest shade developed by Mograpelandia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

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