Population | 7.185 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of Molies39 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.185 billion Molies39ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies39ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion kronor a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,144 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Molies39's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies39 is ranked 115,625th in the world and 1,982nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.67922020072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, Molies39 is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in Molies39, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.