Population | 7.148 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | elephant |
The Republic of Molies6 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.148 billion Molies6ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Molies6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,554 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,445 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Calling dibs is an unalienable right, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Molies6. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies6's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies6 is ranked 115,606th in the world and 1,816th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.68737991772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Molies6.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
- : Molies6 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Molies6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.