The Republic of Molies77 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.937 billion Molies77ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies77ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,631 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies77's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Molies77 is ranked 16,262^nd in the world and 1,066^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.95 law-abiding acts per hour.