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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,459thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,883rd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Molies89

Population5.821 billion

Currencybaht
Animalsheep

The Republic of Molies89 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.821 billion Molies89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,327 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies89's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Molies89 is ranked 115,685th in the world and 2,128th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.66533132072 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,459thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,883rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,976thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,237thMost Patriotic: 2,917thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,406thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,661stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,824thHighest Average Incomes: 6,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,426thMost Efficient Economies: 8,019thLargest Governments: 8,382ndMost Avoided: 8,902ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,984thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,285thLowest Crime Rates: 12,701stNudest: 13,669thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,773rdHighest Economic Output: 19,869thMost Devout: 25,929thMost Authoritarian: 28,301st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 339th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 355th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 386th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 461st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 528th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 583rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 658th in the regionNudest: 660th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 877th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Molies89 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies89, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".

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