Population | 5.821 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | sheep |
The Republic of Molies89 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.821 billion Molies89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,327 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Serial killers are the country's biggest import, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies89's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies89 is ranked 115,685th in the world and 2,128th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.66533132072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Molies89 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Molies89, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".