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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,553rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,384th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,696th
The Pink Holy Vampire Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
NationStates Friendship ^^
Yuno Gasai
Influence
Apprentice
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Mommy Yuno

Population5.905 billion

LeaderYuno Gasai
Faithteheheheehehheheeheheheheheheehehehehehe

Currencyporcelain doll
AnimalKawaii Yandere

The Pink Holy Vampire Queendom of Mommy Yuno is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Yuno Gasai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.905 billion Mommy Yunoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The powerhouse Mommy Yunoan economy, worth 646 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,409 porcelain dolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mommy Yuno's national animal is the Kawaii Yandere, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is teheheheehehheheeheheheheheheehehehehehe.

Mommy Yuno is ranked 20,650th in the world and 187th in Yuno for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,257.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,553rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,384thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,696thMost Avoided: 7,174thLargest Mining Sector: 8,145thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,604thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,685thLargest Black Market: 11,039thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,368thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,737th
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Most Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Mommy Yuno was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mommy Yuno lodged a message on the Yuno Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Mommy Yuno lodged a message on the Yuno Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Yuno, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Kawaii Yandere hunting institutions.

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