Population | 13.305 billion |
Capital | Citadel |
Leader | Prime Minister Wilhelm von Bismarck |
Faith | Neo-judaism |
Currency | Monamburg mark |
Animal | stalfin |
The United Federal Empire of Monamburg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wilhelm von Bismarck with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.305 billion Monamburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Monamburgian economy, worth a remarkable 6,005 trillion Monamburg marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 451,378 Monamburg marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown. Monamburg's national animal is the stalfin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-judaism.
Monamburg is ranked 187,688th in the world and 1,342nd in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 66.30104784508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Monamburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Monamburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Monamburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Monamburg altered its national flag.
- : Monamburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Monamburg's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Monamburg relocated from Balder to The West Pacific.
- : Monamburg was refounded in Balder.
- : Monamburg ceased to exist in The West Pacific.
- : Monamburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.