Population | 10.793 billion |
Capital | Libertad |
Leader | Pinuno |
Currency | tarara |
Animal | bleeding iguana |
The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pinuno with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.793 billion Monezambiqueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion tararas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,893 tararas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Monezambique is ranked 3,531st in the world and 79th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 200 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
- : Monezambique was endorsed by The Kekkeryist Kekkury Yuh Yeet of Yukkira.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, polite commuters on the Libertad Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, one can wake up in Monezambique and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in Monezambique, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Monezambique voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 82 » Axdel, BearStackof2015, Hizuru, Pakitsk, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Dragons Blood, A Slanted Black Stripe, East Malaysia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Kalaratri, A mean old man, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Euricanis, Modra, Kublam, Clarence-Voslage, CheeseBurrito, Fellon, Spiruvania, From New World, Aivintis, Sandboxford, Blobbo, ReReReRepublic, Agave, Mardom, The Marlands, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, The Holy Rat, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Vaskeden, Sansangra, Lunma Un, Akimera, Murshan, La Xinga, United Worlds of Waifuland, and 32 others.Roissyland, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, Wiranath, Troc, Malvekia, Enlil, Evrigenis, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Angbo, Compton-Conway, Zukchiva, Myehn, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Reynar, Vilender, Alleramica, Langburn, Konyai, and Yukkira.