by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,666thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,503rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,849th
The Parliamentary Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Together, We Can't Be Stopped
Prime Minister Huipsk
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.104 billion

CapitalUktqz Ana
LeaderPrime Minister Huipsk
FaithMontianite Loafism

CurrencyMontianite Dollar
AnimalMontianite Hawk

The Parliamentary Monarchy of Montanity is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Huipsk with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.104 billion Montis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uktqz Ana. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Montianite economy, worth 116 trillion Montianite Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,818 Montianite Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Montianite Dollars to support "struggling" industries, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montanity's national animal is the Montianite Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Montianite Loafism.

Montanity is ranked 18,239th in the world and 7th in First World Order for Most Influential, scoring 2,160 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,666thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,503rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,849thNicest Citizens: 12,995thMost Developed: 13,032ndBest Weather: 13,360thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,410thMost Pacifist: 13,785thHealthiest Citizens: 14,350thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,195thMost Inclusive: 16,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,686thMost Influential: 18,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,742ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,882ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,376th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionNudest: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the region

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