The Parliamentary Monarchy of Montanity is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Huipsk with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.104 billion Montis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uktqz Ana. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Montianite economy, worth 116 trillion Montianite Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,818 Montianite Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Montianite Dollars to support "struggling" industries, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montanity's national animal is the Montianite Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Montianite Loafism.

Montanity is ranked 18,239^th in the world and 7^th in First World Order for Most Influential, scoring 2,160 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.