The Swag European Colony of Montanity is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Lukas Ouaia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.814 billion Montianities have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uqktz Ana. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Montianitie economy, worth 240 trillion Montianitie Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,817 Montianitie Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montanity's national animal is the Montianitie Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Montianitie Loafism.

Montanity is ranked 171,480^th in the world and 7^th in Gas Station for Most Devout, with 10.72 Prayers Per Hour.