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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 322nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rd
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
Honor is dead, but Iíll see what I can do
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Moose repupblic

Population5.162 billion

CapitalGrand moose city
LeaderMr steal your grill


The Free Land of Moose repupblic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr steal your grill with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.162 billion Moose repupblicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand moose city. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moose repupblician economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Matts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,435 Matts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some members of Parliament are illiterate, in pet stores nationwide Moose are growing in popularity, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moose repupblic's national animal is the Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grillisim.

Moose repupblic is ranked 10,381st in the world and 585th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 85.91 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 846thMost Influential: 915thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,192ndMost Devout: 2,214thLargest Black Market: 3,195thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,349thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,881stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,811thHighest Average Incomes: 4,827thHealthiest Citizens: 5,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,674thLargest Mining Sector: 6,785thMost Efficient Economies: 7,759thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,759thLowest Crime Rates: 9,664thMost Developed: 10,381stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,728thHighest Economic Output: 13,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,855thRudest Citizens: 13,888thMost Armed: 16,324th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 165th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 233rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 277th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 281st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 330th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 377th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 415th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 480th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 508th in the regionRudest Citizens: 541st in the regionMost Armed: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 585th in the regionMost Stationary: 593rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 656th in the regionLargest Governments: 820th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 847th in the regionLargest Populations: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moose repupblic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, in pet stores nationwide Moose are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • : Moose repupblic was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Moose repupblic endorsed The Republic of Parmovand.
  • : Moose repupblic was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Pallaith, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Buckerino, Diodone, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Sunto, Kwaj, Siwale, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Ainsworth, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, Ozstan, Atain, The Galactic Triumvirate, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Q w e r t y, Lower Nubia, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kelvaros Prime, Highton Islands, Empy, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, United Draconia, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Sundred, and 158 others.Sea Ghost, SORT, Zokk, Ethnon, Panama Coalition, Potatolandium, Maott, Alice Gardens, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Lunallian, The Iron Lions, Azzarel, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, New Lakemba, Islamic Cali, Spartoptia, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Niradans, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Humptalumpta, Omnistria, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kobagia, The Austro Germanic Union, Walter Jackson, Yummy Blubber, Revolutionary Sealand, Outer Egorniand, Vexilia, Napnomadia, Pinguioris, Venezuelia, Bearical, Breduria, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Dreadton, The South Falls, Partax, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Dadastan Archipelago, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alunya, Joodey, Kyrianian, Ieprus, Guer Aike, Pleroma Sans Romans, Egalico, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Torakuen, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Soviet Terran, Tamgu, Illichiana, Victoriaans Nederlands, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Babacar, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Sockmanland, Debussy, Orado, Penrith, Brettenia, Runeda, Daiz, Utopicican, Seenvorland, Abject Ludicrosity, Great Javadwipa, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cuyan, Ostrolia, Lindsaystan, New Flos, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, The European Unity Council, Warcaa, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Racoda, Ponantine, Wisconsota, Calsolato, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Kaschovia, Eteles, Francois Isidore, Prevaland, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, Miruma, Russilina, Kranostav, Serendipita Martia, United Kahndaq, Loli County, Pazair, Clan Spaniel, United Western Federation, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, Opstan, Baldova, and Parmovand.

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