The Imperium Regis of MossW is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cephas Aranaco with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.113 billion Mosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosia. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mosii economy, worth 85.3 trillion mosiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,638 mosiis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and rumor has it that Cephas Aranaco has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MossW's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crochonism.

MossW is ranked 126,460^th in the world and 131^st in Enadia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 322.91 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.