by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 843rdMost Influential: 4,797thMost Armed: 5,154th
The Imperial Union of
New York Times Democracy
From the seas to the peaks, till the Whale swallows all
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population596 million

CapitalSan Vardetta


The Imperial Union of Moszce-Walvard is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 596 million Moszce-Walvardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Vardetta. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moszce-Walvardian economy, worth 75.1 trillion Kruppels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,939 Kruppels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moszce-Walvard's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Moszce-Walvard is ranked 184,950th in the world and 8,051st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -215.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 843rdTop
Most Influential: 4,797thMost Armed: 5,154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,020thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,121stTop
Most Secular: 11,769thMost Developed: 13,137thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,709thMost Cultured: 14,737thMost Efficient Economies: 16,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,401stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,263rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,925thSmartest Citizens: 19,486thHighest Average Incomes: 20,105th
Most Armed: 180th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 394th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 539th in the regionRudest Citizens: 573rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 588th in the regionMost Secular: 652nd in the regionMost Developed: 717th in the regionMost Cultured: 734th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 822nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Moszce-Walvard was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Moszce-Walvard altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Moszce-Walvard was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.
  • : Following new legislation in Moszce-Walvard, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 204 » Minuda, Animu Place, The Tampa Bay Rays, Basedania, Karakalpak Republic, HOoOo bAby, Hamerica, Prydania, Ihsan, Dabarastan, Orado, Innocentic, Ethnon, Omnistria, Principia Mathematica, Ihese, Chukstik Illahi, Zzozona, Vincone Cae, Arichia, Malta Comino Gozo, Eastern Cous Empria, Yaorozu, Andexia, Kragsgale, Gozenka, Corfad, Detrivania, Dar es Saalam, Guer Aike, Necromonia, Caaria, Daiz, Napnomadia, Valhalla123, Fitchy, Dreadton, Fauzjhia, East Wushen, Newpromisedland, Free Culture, Koda-Land, Panama Coalition, Siwale, Empy, Selfgradatude, Sikol, The Bureaucratic Territories, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Notyoutopia, and 154 others.The Rhein States, Pallaith, Unsophisticate, Territorio di Nessuno, Batatoland Empire, Shibutani, The Most Freedom Ever, Interdimensional Zone, SORT, Phoronu, El Fiji Grande, Loutsland, Brucklania, Sisang, Krazon, Praeceps, Xipher, Dopeland420, Ravendi, Votak Matim, Amerian States, Neu-Galicia, Felpolandia, Esplandia, Heilhum Imperius, Xyroxes, Ver Testua, Irunjarai, Buckhem, Solskjar, Damsmel, Zumlandia, Navorden, WeKnow, Cowbridge, Romanian Land, Nichigo Sebe, New Lakemba, Noahs Second Country, Sil Dorsett, Arimbia, Saperisole, Pazair, Kenaniahistan, Wilkshire, 1 very fast endotarter, Warancia, Eurochina, Abu Dujmahn, Changjo, Pokemanland, Abonland, Wooleystan, Anungu, Dangine, Arlens Apartment, Kocherian, Amestris-Britannia, Caselpania, McMasterdonia, Abject Ludicrosity, Palmasas, Reission, Maclare, Hopsin, Nawanshahr, Highton Islands, Great Bights Mum, Vathnutum, Runeda, Sundred, Eisenmund, U S Eh, Fel Imass, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, Centromuria, Yukti, AverageJoevlania, Ing Comashki, Drutopia Insomnia, Harjad, Xagill, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Pigeonstan, Boyne Thee, Dadastan Archipelago, Cosamaloapan, Illusia and Neverendia, Libertania Democratica, Daulatpur, Erubetia, East Natomes, Therizia, Eschatosia, Clan Spaniel, Frances Francis the First of France, Entecavir, Sunto, Nobec, North Bratislava, Westinor, Czechnin, Aleklandia, Calamazo, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Solmetria, Canibull, Aerilia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Solimun, Lulubellia, Ataraxia Somnia, New Octicarg, Nouvelle-Floride, New Pruessen, Maott, Holy Oranz, Simone Republic, Tianqing, Xyrron, Jestings, Kurniastan, Comfed, Snottelling, Wineclaw, Outer Shenendoah, Shadowrik, Amprak, Valentine Z, Glanst, Elvoreto, New Jamgra, Hardscrabble, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Sardona, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Aingard, TLTland, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Rozarus, and The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.

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