The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor General Moubarak with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.035 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,386 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,071 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,024 per year while the poor average 31,212, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moubarakistan's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 13,993^rd in the world and 603^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,750.41 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.