The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.273 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,459 trillion UR Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 212,604 UR Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

All astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, increasing numbers of children in Moubarakistan have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and the only places to see Phoenixes now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 220,397^th in the world and 9,968^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -17.41 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.