The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.829 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,394 trillion UR Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 214,432 UR Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, 90% of active duty MAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 69,561^st in the world and 3,475^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 52.33 on the Rand Index.