Population | 28.495 billion |
Capital | Mr Ho Chi Minh City |
Currency | đồng |
Animal | Bengal Tiger |
The Socialist Republic of Mr Ho Chi Minh is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.495 billion Mr Ho Chi Minhians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Ho Chi Minh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.
The thriving Mr Ho Chi Minhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion đồngs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,661 đồngs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,416 per year while the poor average 12,736, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.
Teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Mr Ho Chi Minh has designated Mr Ho Chi Minh City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Ho Chi Minh's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Mr Ho Chi Minh is ranked 5,950th in the world and 10th in Ozzy for Most Stationary, with 2,980.66475904 days.
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- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh's influence in Ozzy fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Mr Ho Chi Minh's influence in Ozzy rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".