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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,752ndLargest Insurance Industry: 17,568thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,936th
The Mispronunciation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay?
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Muppet Pepe the King Prawn

Population7.903 billion

CapitalThe Muppet Theatre
Leaderamor
Faithflirtatious

Currencyappetizer
Animalshrimp

The Mispronunciation of Muppet Pepe the King Prawn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by amor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.903 billion king prawns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The strong a king prawn economy, worth 512 trillion appetizers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 64,900 appetizers, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, you're only as old as you feel, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Pepe the King Prawn's national animal is the shrimp, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is flirtatious.

Muppet Pepe the King Prawn is ranked 30,427th in the world and 27th in The Muppet Show for Most Stationary, with 1,334.424145968 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,752ndLargest Insurance Industry: 17,568thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,936thMost Primitive: 28,313thMost Secular: 29,710th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the region

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