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Rudest Citizens: 665thFattest Citizens: 1,747thMost Secular: 1,973rd
The Electric Mayhem of
Corporate Bordello
Mana Mana, do doo do do doot. Mana Mana, do do do doot.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Muppet Puppet Manager

Population4.62 billion

CapitalHenson's Hand
LeaderDr Teeth
FaithHensonism

CurrencyZoot
AnimalDrumsmashing Animaaaal

The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Puppet Manager is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Teeth with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.62 billion Muppets are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henson's Hand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Muppeteered economy, worth 965 trillion Zoots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,008 Zoots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 782,610 per year while the poor average 39,051, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, former strategic allies are threatening annihilation to Muppet Puppet Manager for reneging on weapons supply contracts, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muppet Puppet Manager's national animal is the Drumsmashing Animaaaal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hensonism.

Muppet Puppet Manager is ranked 132,651st in the world and 216th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 37.77512860168 Days.

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Rudest Citizens: 665thFattest Citizens: 1,747thMost Secular: 1,973rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,511thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,517thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,847thMost Avoided: 3,050thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,326thHighest Crime Rates: 3,381stMost Efficient Economies: 3,526thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,113thNudest: 4,386thHighest Average Incomes: 5,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,772ndMost Armed: 6,356thLargest Black Market: 6,499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,582ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,796thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,640thLargest Mining Sector: 7,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,499thSmartest Citizens: 9,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,625thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,119thLargest Governments: 13,464thMost Inclusive: 14,062ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,171stHighest Drug Use: 16,036thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,530thMost Pro-Market: 16,816thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,823rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,058thHighest Economic Output: 17,376th
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Most Secular: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, former strategic allies are threatening annihilation to Muppet Puppet Manager for reneging on weapons supply contracts.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Dr Teeth-care by its detractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.

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