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Rudest Citizens: 1,454th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,531st Fattest Citizens: 2,902nd
The Angry Cookie Monster of
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C is for Cookie, and cookie is for Meeee!
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Muppet Puppet Manager II

Population3.329 billion

CapitalCookie Jar
LeaderCookie Monster

AnimalBig Bird

The Angry Cookie Monster of Muppet Puppet Manager II is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cookie Monster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.329 billion Muppets hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie Jar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cookie Monster economy, worth 528 trillion Cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,764 Cookies, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime is totally unknown. Muppet Puppet Manager II's national animal is the Big Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hensonology.

Muppet Puppet Manager II is ranked 18,182nd in the world and 37th in Spiritus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,040.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,454thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,531stFattest Citizens: 2,902ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,917thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,133rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,589thMost Avoided: 7,686thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,068thMost Efficient Economies: 9,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,905thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,718thHighest Average Incomes: 10,861stLargest Black Market: 11,387thMost Inclusive: 14,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,555thSmartest Citizens: 15,897thLargest Governments: 15,930thNudest: 16,040th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the region

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