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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,200thMost Pacifist: 4,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,933rd
The Holy Empire of
Authoritarian Democracy
We are the world; no, no, very no, we are the BROTHERS!
Holy Emperor Atrocious Aniki
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Muscle

Population24.44 billion

CapitalFlexopolis
LeaderHoly Emperor Atrocious Aniki
FaithMuscle Worship

CurrencyProtein
AnimalAniki

The Holy Empire of Muscle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Atrocious Aniki with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.44 billion Anikis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flexopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Musclean economy, worth a remarkable 3,519 trillion Proteins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,985 Proteins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muscle's national animal is the Aniki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muscle Worship.

Muscle is ranked 267,128th in the world and 1st in aaa for Most Stationary, with 11.94181180168 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,200thMost Pacifist: 4,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,933rdNicest Citizens: 5,258thHighest Economic Output: 5,791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,009thMost Devout: 6,549thMost Cultured: 6,753rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,126thSafest: 7,311thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,513thLargest Populations: 8,836thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,000thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,066thMost Developed: 9,595thHealthiest Citizens: 10,115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,638thLargest Governments: 11,465thHighest Food Quality: 11,761stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,114thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,557thSmartest Citizens: 13,940thTop
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Best Weather: 15,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,067thMost Inclusive: 19,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,582nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muscle's influence in Aaa rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Muscle, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Following new legislation in Muscle, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Muscle, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Muscle altered its national flag.
  • : Muscle relocated from Balder to Aaa.
  • : Muscle founded the region Aaa.
  • : Muscle was refounded in Balder.
  • : Muscle ceased to exist in Ddd.
  • : Muscle's influence in Ddd rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".

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