Population | 24.44 billion |
Capital | Flexopolis |
Leader | Holy Emperor Atrocious Aniki |
Faith | Muscle Worship |
Currency | Protein |
Animal | Aniki |
The Holy Empire of Muscle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Atrocious Aniki with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.44 billion Anikis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flexopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Musclean economy, worth a remarkable 3,519 trillion Proteins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,985 Proteins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muscle's national animal is the Aniki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muscle Worship.
Muscle is ranked 267,128th in the world and 1st in aaa for Most Stationary, with 11.94181180168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Muscle's influence in Aaa rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Following new legislation in Muscle, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
- : Following new legislation in Muscle, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Muscle, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
- : Muscle altered its national flag.
- : Muscle relocated from Balder to Aaa.
- : Muscle founded the region Aaa.
- : Muscle was refounded in Balder.
- : Muscle ceased to exist in Ddd.
- : Muscle's influence in Ddd rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".