by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,919thMost Stationary: 5,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,348th
The Commonwealth of
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Matthew Bellamy
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Population20.339 billion

LeaderMatthew Bellamy


The Commonwealth of Muse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Matthew Bellamy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.339 billion Museans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bliss. The average income tax rate is 45.3%.

The powerhouse Musean economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,855 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Online tourism reviews of Muse are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, almost all of Muse's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, Muse-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muse's national animal is the serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Absolutionism.

Muse is ranked 223,901st in the world and 28th in Absolution for Most Politically Free, scoring 8.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,919thMost Stationary: 5,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,348thLargest Populations: 7,005thHighest Economic Output: 9,668thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,882ndMost Avoided: 11,044thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,229thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,923rdMost Influential: 19,273rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,231st

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