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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4thMost Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rd
The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
*guttural noises*
Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa

Population7.089 billion

Capitalالقدس الهبوط
LeaderAbdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh
FaithIslam

CurrencyAkçe
AnimalGrey Wolf

The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.089 billion Amir al-Mu'minins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of القدس الهبوط. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossarian economy, worth 779 trillion Akçes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,955 Akçes, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, there's a mortuary next to every Barbarossarian restaurant, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is ranked 175,253rd in the world and 557th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -30.85 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4thMost Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rdMost Devout: 389thHighest Crime Rates: 496thMost Armed: 565thMost Subsidized Industry: 623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,498thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,966thLargest Black Market: 2,257thBest Weather: 2,704thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,554thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,780thFattest Citizens: 4,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,334thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,025thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,247thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,945thRudest Citizens: 15,167thMost Authoritarian: 15,225thMost Conservative: 16,070th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the region

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