Population | 13.139 billion |
Capital | Wolfsburg |
Leader | Chancellor Schmidt |
Currency | platinium mark |
Animal | Imperial Eagle |
The Armed Republic of My New-Germany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Schmidt with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.139 billion Germanyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient My New-Germanyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion platinium marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,899 platinium marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
News headlines suggest that Chancellor Schmidt has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chancellor Schmidt's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My New-Germany's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
My New-Germany is ranked 73,089th in the world and 12th in The Pangaean Union for Most Stationary, with 646.41943351352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : My New-Germany's influence in The Pangaean Union rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : My New-Germany voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : My New-Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chancellor Schmidt's throne.
- : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : My New-Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
- : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, news headlines suggest that Chancellor Schmidt has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
- : My New-Germany endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of The return austria-hungary.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Magnus Phoenicia.