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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,637thLargest Black Market: 6,729thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,748th
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
let us serve for good Germany United Fatherland
Chancellor Schmidt
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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My New-Germany

Population13.139 billion

CapitalWolfsburg
LeaderChancellor Schmidt

Currencyplatinium mark
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Armed Republic of My New-Germany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Schmidt with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.139 billion Germanyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient My New-Germanyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion platinium marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,899 platinium marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines suggest that Chancellor Schmidt has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chancellor Schmidt's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My New-Germany's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

My New-Germany is ranked 73,089th in the world and 12th in The Pangaean Union for Most Stationary, with 646.41943351352 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,637thLargest Black Market: 6,729thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,860thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,127thMost Devout: 10,335thHighest Economic Output: 11,665thMost Developed: 12,179thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,619thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,571stHighest Average Incomes: 19,144thMost Patriotic: 19,218thSmartest Citizens: 19,228thLargest Mining Sector: 21,375thBest Weather: 22,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,867thLowest Crime Rates: 22,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,495thHealthiest Citizens: 26,328thLargest Governments: 26,907thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,445th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : My New-Germany's influence in The Pangaean Union rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : My New-Germany voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : My New-Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chancellor Schmidt's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : My New-Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, news headlines suggest that Chancellor Schmidt has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in My New-Germany, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : My New-Germany endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of The return austria-hungary.

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