The Ever - existing omnistate of Myledia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Livilyïnh Syälh-chï with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.633 billion Mooiledi'aa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Livilyä. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Möilediä economy, worth a remarkable 6,913 trillion Vyaloûs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 415,633 Vyaloûs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime is totally unknown. Myledia's national animal is the Me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syóùla.