Population | 5.174 billion |
Capital | Akranakrs |
Leader | Midjareiks Ažalareiks |
Currency | Skilliggs |
Animal | Sea Star |
The Federated Social Union of Myon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Midjareiks Ažalareiks with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.174 billion Myonliggs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akranakrs. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Myonisks economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Skilliggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,873 Skilliggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and glamping Myonliggs won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myon's national animal is the Sea Star, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Myon is ranked 151,402nd in the world and 30th in Selene for Most Stationary, with 155.81251833548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Myon, glamping Myonliggs won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, Midjareiks Ažalareiks reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Myon, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.