The Dominion of MysticShores is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 623 million Mystics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The strong MysticShoresian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Mystic Pearls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,059 Mystic Pearls, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, international trade is a sticky issue, and costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MysticShores's national animal is the Celestial Dolphin.

MysticShores is ranked 206,575^th in the world and 35^th in Mystic Shores for Most Authoritarian, with 567.53 milliStalins.