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Most Devout: 4,192ndNudest: 4,640thFattest Citizens: 6,100th
The Borderlands of
Moralistic Democracy
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Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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N43413

Population5.854 billion

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The Borderlands of N43413 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.854 billion N43413ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient N43413ian economy, worth 771 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,763 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,111 per year while the poor average 31,757, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N43413's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N43413 is ranked 90,826th in the world and 954th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 498.79306966112 days.

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Most Devout: 4,192ndNudest: 4,640thFattest Citizens: 6,100thLargest Retail Industry: 8,579thLargest Mining Sector: 8,940thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,756thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,526thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,719thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,815thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,952ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,176thMost Efficient Economies: 13,204thRudest Citizens: 13,377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,752ndTop
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Most Cultured: 16,062ndLargest Governments: 23,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,277thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,489thLargest Black Market: 28,474th
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Nudest: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 206th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 324th in the regionFattest Citizens: 334th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 365th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 428th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 506th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 627th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 630th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 653rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 702nd in the regionMost Influential: 763rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 778th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 804th in the regionMost Cultured: 869th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 875th in the regionMost Stationary: 954th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 995th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : N43413 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, N43413 recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in N43413, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.

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