The Kingdom of Naalikka is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.6 billion Naalikkans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaataival. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Naalikkan economy, worth 280 trillion Naalikkan Maarkas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,855 Naalikkan Maarkas, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Naalikkan Maarka treacle machine, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Naalikka #1 for number twos, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Naalikka's national animal is the arctic fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Naalikka is ranked 298,720th in the world and 5,136th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 17.14 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Naalikka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Naalikka, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
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Naalikka, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Naalikka #1 for number twos.
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Naalikka, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Naalikkan Maarka treacle machine.
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Naalikka, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.
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Naalikka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Naalikka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
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Naalikka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Naalikka, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
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Naalikka, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".