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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 195thMost Primitive: 2,770thHighest Crime Rates: 3,324th
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Naalikka

Population3.6 billion

CapitalJaataival

CurrencyNaalikkan Maarka
Animalarctic fox

The Kingdom of Naalikka is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.6 billion Naalikkans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaataival. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Naalikkan economy, worth 280 trillion Naalikkan Maarkas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,855 Naalikkan Maarkas, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Naalikkan Maarka treacle machine, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Naalikka #1 for number twos, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Naalikka's national animal is the arctic fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Naalikka is ranked 298,720th in the world and 5,136th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 17.14 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 195thMost Primitive: 2,770thHighest Crime Rates: 3,324thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,701stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,227thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,575thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,146thNicest Citizens: 9,946thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,620thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,745thMost Cultured: 15,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,782ndTop
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Most Avoided: 23,074thHighest Food Quality: 23,884thMost Efficient Economies: 26,784thMost Politically Free: 28,390thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33,828th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 37th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionMost Politically Free: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionMost Avoided: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 222nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 264th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 322nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 344th in the regionLargest Black Market: 434th in the regionMost Armed: 437th in the regionNicest Citizens: 439th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 457th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 458th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 496th in the regionMost Cultured: 569th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 580th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Naalikka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Naalikka, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Naalikka, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Naalikka #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Naalikka, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Naalikkan Maarka treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Naalikka, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.
  • : Naalikka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Naalikka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Naalikka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Naalikka, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Naalikka, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".

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