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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th
The Holy Yellow CAM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gloom Over Dominated
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nadir Dystopia

Population18.175 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.175 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,352 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 459,546 Gold Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,846,632 per year while the poor average 32,008, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 716th in the world and 19th in Balder for Highest Economic Output, with 8,352 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Primitive: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 68thLargest Insurance Industry: 69thMost Armed: 75thHighest Crime Rates: 118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 346thRudest Citizens: 387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 389thHighest Average Incomes: 446thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 491stHighest Economic Output: 716thLargest Retail Industry: 752ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,508thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,439thLargest Black Market: 3,656thLargest Governments: 4,917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,144thLargest Populations: 9,931stTop
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Most Conservative: 13,664thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,720th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionLargest Black Market: 155th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 159th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionLargest Populations: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 445th in the regionMost Conservative: 504th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 531st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the collars keep falling off pet snakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, every day at 4am Nadir Dystopians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.

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