Population | 24.516 billion |
Capital | Madrit |
Leader | President Isabel Díaz Ayuso |
Faith | Dominionist Wahabism |
Currency | Gold Euro |
Animal | Voxemita |
The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.516 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,839 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 523,703 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,719,293 per year while the poor average 24,491, a ratio of 151 to 1.
Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and genetic research has been halted. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.
Nadir Dystopia is ranked 307,466th in the world and 13,047th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, genetic research has been halted.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, state media insists that President Isabel Díaz Ayuso is the most fashionable leader in Balder.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, prank shows are so hot right now.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, public urination is on the increase.