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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 2nd
The Holy Yellow CAM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gloom Over Dominated
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nadir Dystopia

Population24.516 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.516 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,839 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 523,703 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,719,293 per year while the poor average 24,491, a ratio of 151 to 1.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and genetic research has been halted. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 307,466th in the world and 13,047th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.45 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thMost Primitive: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thMost Armed: 38thHighest Crime Rates: 69thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 85thHighest Disposable Incomes: 93rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rdMost Efficient Economies: 214thRudest Citizens: 227thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296thHighest Average Incomes: 355thHighest Economic Output: 461stLargest Retail Industry: 588thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 664thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,557thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,605thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,716thLargest Governments: 2,325thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,889thLargest Black Market: 7,098thLargest Populations: 8,647thTop
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Most Conservative: 17,212thMost Influential: 18,062ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,674thMost Patriotic: 18,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,575thHighest Drug Use: 27,033rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 107th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionLargest Populations: 269th in the regionMost Stationary: 325th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 527th in the regionLargest Black Market: 566th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 769th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,062nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, genetic research has been halted.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, state media insists that President Isabel Díaz Ayuso is the most fashionable leader in Balder.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, prank shows are so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, public urination is on the increase.

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