The Defunct State of Naifon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by defunct with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.763 billion defuncts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of defunct. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Naifonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion defuncts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,946 defuncts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with defunct, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and many in Naifon are born in the purple. Crime is totally unknown. Naifon's national animal is the defunct, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is defunct.

Naifon is ranked 34,686^th in the world and 415^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.12 law-abiding acts per hour.