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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Most Avoided: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population34.805 billion

LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.805 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,291 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 841,580 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,379,147 per year while the poor average 53,965, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, The Allmighty Nak Nak signs the laws but abides by none of them, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 64,043rd in the world and 46th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,938.25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thFattest Citizens: 30thLargest Populations: 33rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Retail Industry: 60thMost Armed: 65thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95thMost Secular: 124thRudest Citizens: 204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 229thMost Efficient Economies: 235thMost Stationary: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 620thSmartest Citizens: 719thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,507thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,625thMost Influential: 5,260thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,487thMost Pro-Market: 7,732ndTop
Nudest: 16,648th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, The Allmighty Nak Nak signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, national magistrates in NakNakdam are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Nak nakian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.


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