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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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Apprentice
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Nak nak

Population37.491 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.491 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 31,785 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 847,821 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,942,502 per year while the poor average 7,609, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, warm coats are the hottest trend, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 9,704th in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 15.45 Bank.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Avoided: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Populations: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdFattest Citizens: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75thMost Armed: 78thMost Corrupt Governments: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95thMost Secular: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 168thMost Stationary: 287thRudest Citizens: 315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 842ndSmartest Citizens: 851stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,564thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,282ndLargest Black Market: 4,135thMost Influential: 5,378thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9,704thMost Pro-Market: 9,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,234thNudest: 17,387th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, warm coats are the hottest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, only persecuted professionals need apply.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.

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