The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.498 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 33,505 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,285 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,946,852 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 232,108^th in the world and 77^th in Wysteria for Most Devout, with 1.59 Prayers Per Hour.