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Most Avoided: 3rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Nak nak

Population35.251 billion

LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.251 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,674 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 841,813 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,263,299 per year while the poor average 57,237, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 242nd in the world and 10th in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,204.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Avoided: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Populations: 31stFattest Citizens: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67thMost Armed: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 71stLargest Retail Industry: 72ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99thMost Secular: 137thRudest Citizens: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 242ndMost Stationary: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 646thSmartest Citizens: 759thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,486thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,699thMost Influential: 5,410thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,170thMost Pro-Market: 7,579th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Nak nak.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Nak Nakian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.


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