The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.805 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,291 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 841,580 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,379,147 per year while the poor average 53,965, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, The Allmighty Nak Nak signs the laws but abides by none of them, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 64,043^rd in the world and 46^th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,938.25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.