The United Socialist States of Namwenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlita Nom with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.59 billion Namwenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Namwenian economy, worth 683 trillion Curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,356 Curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Namwenia, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenia's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Namwenia is ranked 3,074^th in the world and 56^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.66 law-abiding acts per hour.