The Empire of Napoleono is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Nick I with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.873 billion Napoleonish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Napoleonan economy, worth 620 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,813 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", several inches are being added to first class seating, and Napoleono's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napoleono's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Napoleono is ranked 56,002^nd in the world and 3^rd in Commonwealth of Poland for Nudest, with 202.75 cheeks per square mile.