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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 934th Most Influential: 1,333rd Most Conservative: 3,377th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I will yummy your bubbles if you tickle me silly
Constipated Snarf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Narfin Farfins

Population3.251 billion

CapitalYummy Gangreen
LeaderConstipated Snarf


The Republic of Narfin Farfins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Constipated Snarf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.251 billion Flarfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yummy Gangreen. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flarfy Gangreen economy, worth 498 trillion Alleles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,337 Alleles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, and adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfin Farfins's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Narfin Farfins is ranked 145,593rd in the world and 7,270th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 934thMost Influential: 1,333rdTop
Most Conservative: 3,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,450thMost Authoritarian: 4,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,553rdMost Devout: 5,215thLowest Crime Rates: 5,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,571stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,935thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,905thLargest Governments: 8,978thMost Efficient Economies: 9,367thBest Weather: 9,696thMost Developed: 9,954thHealthiest Citizens: 10,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,120thMost Extreme: 11,180thHighest Average Incomes: 11,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,828thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,692nd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 165th in the regionMost Conservative: 193rd in the regionMost Devout: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 251st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 354th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 396th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 423rd in the regionMost Extreme: 423rd in the regionLargest Governments: 445th in the regionBest Weather: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 533rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 557th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 567th in the regionMost Developed: 570th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 636th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 711th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 733rd in the region

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