The Republic of Narfin Farfins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Constipated Snarf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.251 billion Flarfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yummy Gangreen. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Flarfy Gangreen economy, worth 498 trillion Alleles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,337 Alleles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, and adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfin Farfins's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Glorious Almighty Speaker of Gorundu.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania.
- : Following new legislation in Narfin Farfins, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
- : Following new legislation in Narfin Farfins, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
- : Following new legislation in Narfin Farfins, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Ivan Islanar.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The North Pacifican General of Francois Isidore.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The United States of Tamgu.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of Gnomewatchers.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Distant Island of Kaschovia.
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