The Armed Republic of Narinoland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Latorre with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.688 billion Narineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mussa. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Narinean economy, worth 398 trillion Maccas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,147 Maccas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Narinean Space Agency, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and Latorre is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown. Narinoland's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narinoland is ranked 30,142^nd in the world and 1,095^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.