The Armed Republic of Narinoland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Latorre with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.285 billion narineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mussa. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient narinean economy, worth 751 trillion Maccas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,183 Maccas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narinoland's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narinoland is ranked 174,802^nd in the world and 6,444^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.