The ✨🐳🐳🐳🤎 of Narwhal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Koholaliʻiliʻi with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 11.963 billion Narwhals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Narwhal economy, worth 805 trillion fish a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,357 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cetaceanic.

Narwhal is ranked 51,066^th in the world and 160^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.87 law-abiding acts per hour.