Population | 6.134 billion |
Capital | Rome |
Leader | Holy Emperor Greg |
Faith | The Way |
Currency | denarii |
Animal | fox |
The Holy Empire of Nation1204 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Greg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.134 billion Nationals are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nation1204ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion denariis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,422 denariis, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
The police double as repo men, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and most foreigners can't name the leader of Nation1204. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation1204's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way.
Nation1204 is ranked 158,671st in the world and 61st in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 129.5345698756 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, most foreigners can't name the leader of Nation1204.
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, business leaders are mailing Holy Emperor Greg forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
- : Nation1204 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Nation1204 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Nation1204, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
- : Nation1204 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".