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Nation of Quebec was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 190
Most Secular: 15th Highest Poor Incomes: 42nd Least Corrupt Governments: 68th
The Free Secular Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
In Freedom We Trust
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Luc Lacombe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.919 billion Quebeckers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Quebecian economy, worth an astonishing 11,751 trillion Federation Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 471,575 Federation Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nation of Quebec's national animal is the Sasquatch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nation of Quebec is ranked 161,382nd in the world and 252nd in Capitalist Paradise for Nicest Citizens, with 0.09 Average Smiles Per Day.

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Most Secular: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 42ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 86thFattest Citizens: 148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 151stHighest Economic Output: 155thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 177thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 201stRudest Citizens: 206thHighest Average Incomes: 210thMost Influential: 241stMost Avoided: 242ndLargest Gambling Industry: 258thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 321stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 365thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 393rdMost Armed: 395thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 470thSmartest Citizens: 474thLargest Publishing Industry: 528thLargest Insurance Industry: 537thHighest Crime Rates: 546thMost Stationary: 626thLargest Mining Sector: 670thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,322ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,357thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,787thLargest Black Market: 1,924thLargest Populations: 1,945thMost Cultured: 2,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,144thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,835thNudest: 11,592nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, under love's heavy burden Jean-Luc Lacombe's approval ratings are sinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Jean-Luc Lacombe holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.

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