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Nation of Quebec was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 190
Most Secular: 16th Highest Poor Incomes: 42nd Least Corrupt Governments: 67th
The Free Secular Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
In Freedom We Trust
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Luc Lacombe with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.364 billion Quebeckers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Quebecian economy, worth an astonishing 11,469 trillion Federation Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 470,755 Federation Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nation of Quebec's national animal is the Sasquatch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nation of Quebec is ranked 1,757th in the world and 9th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Black Market, with 323 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 42ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 67thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdFattest Citizens: 127thRudest Citizens: 139thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 198thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 200thLargest Gambling Industry: 211thMost Influential: 214thMost Avoided: 228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 280thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 285thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 331stMost Armed: 348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 438thHighest Crime Rates: 468thSmartest Citizens: 496thLargest Publishing Industry: 560thLargest Insurance Industry: 575thMost Stationary: 649thLargest Mining Sector: 662ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,097thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,308thLargest Retail Industry: 1,497thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,757thMost Efficient Economies: 1,810thLargest Populations: 1,987thMost Cultured: 2,863rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,131stTop
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Nudest: 9,809thMost Inclusive: 13,219thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,553rd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Nation of Quebec was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, the Nation of Quebec Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, Jean-Luc Lacombe's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.

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