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Most Authoritarian: 1,087thMost Extreme: 3,190thMost Conservative: 3,664th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Nation ruled by a 12 year old

Population9.278 billion

CurrencyV-bucks
AnimalHumam

The Rogue Nation of Nation ruled by a 12 year old is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.278 billion Squeakers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Squekerian economy, worth 87.1 trillion V-bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,389 V-bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation ruled by a 12 year old's national animal is the Humam.

Nation ruled by a 12 year old is ranked 90,326th in the world and 17th in Hells Daycare for Most Stationary, with 501.91576905148 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,087thTop
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Most Extreme: 3,190thMost Conservative: 3,664thMost Income Equality: 5,063rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,084th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

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