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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,478thMost Authoritarian: 6,767thMost Conservative: 13,021st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace, not Democracy!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nationstatorship

Population770 million

CapitalBarrikus

CurrencyNationstatorshippian Kreditmark
Animallion

The Empire of Nationstatorship is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 770 million Nationstatorshippians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barrikus. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nationstatorshippian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Nationstatorshippian Kreditmarks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 28,843 Nationstatorshippian Kreditmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationstatorship's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nationstatorship is ranked 170,637th in the world and 185th in NationStates for Fattest Citizens, with 8.14 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,478thMost Authoritarian: 6,767thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,021stMost Primitive: 13,983rdMost Income Equality: 14,502ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,163rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,222nd
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years.
  • : Nationstatorship's influence in NationStates rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, millions of Nationstatorshippians are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
  • : Nationstatorship lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationstatorship, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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