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Most Secular: 9thMost Inclusive: 15thMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th
The People's Woodlands of
Democratic Socialists
We're crab people now?
Influence
Handshaker
Polls Officer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nelvana III

Population15.76 billion

CapitalWild Willow
LeaderBeverly Crusher

CurrencyJay's barbecue potato chip
AnimalPoliwag

The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Beverly Crusher with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.76 billion Nelvanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild Willow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelvanan economy, worth a remarkable 5,594 trillion Jay's barbecue potato chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,991 Jay's barbecue potato chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beverly Crusher affectionately nicknames supporters by number, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and Beverly Crusher is considering changing the Nelvanan flag to one with more glitter. Crime is totally unknown. Nelvana III's national animal is the Poliwag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvana III is ranked 1,707th in the world and 5th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Economic Output, with 5,594 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 9thMost Inclusive: 15thMost Compassionate Citizens: 45thMost Pacifist: 54thNicest Citizens: 65thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68thLeast Corrupt Governments: 69thMost Developed: 86thLongest Average Lifespans: 101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 108thLargest Welfare Programs: 111thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thMost Cultured: 133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 140thSmartest Citizens: 154thBest Weather: 188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 194thLargest Governments: 200thMost Rebellious Youth: 202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 217thSafest: 221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 252ndMost Efficient Economies: 277thMost Cheerful Citizens: 418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 620thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 716thMost Subsidized Industry: 737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,007thHighest Average Incomes: 1,205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,320thHighest Economic Output: 1,707thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,371stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,735thMost Income Equality: 7,139thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,709thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,348thMost Stationary: 13,809thLargest Populations: 15,001stMost Influential: 15,887th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, Beverly Crusher is considering changing the Nelvanan flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Nelvana III lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, Beverly Crusher affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Nelvana III was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, the comic book series 'Beverly Crusher and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.

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