The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Beverly Crusher with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.76 billion Nelvanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild Willow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelvanan economy, worth a remarkable 5,594 trillion Jay's barbecue potato chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,991 Jay's barbecue potato chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beverly Crusher affectionately nicknames supporters by number, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and Beverly Crusher is considering changing the Nelvanan flag to one with more glitter. Crime is totally unknown. Nelvana III's national animal is the Poliwag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvana III is ranked 1,707^th in the world and 5^th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Economic Output, with 5,594 trillion Standard Monetary Units.