The Empire of Neo-0ttoman is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Padishah Kebabini Osmanoğlu with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.823 billion 0ttomans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantiniyye. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ottoman economy, worth a remarkable 2,220 trillion Ottoman Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 187,813 Ottoman Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-0ttoman's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Neo-0ttoman is ranked 15,093^rd in the world and 1^st in Empire of Men for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.09 law-abiding acts per hour.