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Least Corrupt Governments: 608th Most Pacifist: 608th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 612th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Compassion is not weakness, violence is not strength
Arkle Scribe
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Neo Colorado

Population11.577 billion

LeaderArkle Scribe


The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arkle Scribe with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.577 billion Neo Coloradoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stilwater. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Neo Coloradoan economy, worth 999 trillion Deenihans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,358 Deenihans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Colorado's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Colorado is ranked 157,350th in the world and 8,134th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 3.75 Prayers Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 608thMost Pacifist: 608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 751stNicest Citizens: 870thSafest: 875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 887thMost Influential: 955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,297thHealthiest Citizens: 1,318thLargest Governments: 1,340thMost Inclusive: 1,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,671stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,768thBest Weather: 1,770thMost Cultured: 1,796thSmartest Citizens: 2,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,429thMost Stationary: 5,433rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,259thMost Secular: 11,747thHighest Economic Output: 14,618thMost Income Equality: 15,149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,907th
Least Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 94th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 270th in the regionLargest Populations: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 348th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 426th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 470th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 539th in the regionMost Secular: 608th in the regionMost Income Equality: 735th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 841st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 191 » Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, French Bananastan, Shadowrik, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Siwale, SORT, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, ZimRobwe, New Lakemba, Diodone, Yukti, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Alice Gardens, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Ainsworth, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Puczovska, Ice and Tinian, Wunderstrafanstalt, and 141 others.Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, Atain, Zyvetskistaahn, Sacrento, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Viridiann, Govornia, Northern Glory, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Empy, Ethnon, Kulgatha, Sea Ghost, El Fiji Grande, Wilkshire, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Dragonar, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Amauri, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Cinnibar, Niradans, Spartoptia, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, The Windmilluminati, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Bearical, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Federation Terra Australis, Lunallian, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Loptous, Alunya, Joodey, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Guer Aike, Egalico, Solmetria, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Torakuen, Axstahl, Ibiscaton, Misuvelia, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Zokk, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Tamgu, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Loutsland, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Abject Ludicrosity, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Orado, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Zumlandia, Penrith, Brettenia, Runeda, Daiz, San Xavier, Sockmanland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cuyan, New Octicarg, Lesbian Femdom, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Fizban, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Racoda, Ponantine, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, I Anixi, Angshire, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Miruma, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Seenvorland, Bruhbronistan, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Afcon, Parmovand, United Anglo-America, Eravonia, Republic of Amal, and Ravendi.

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