The Corporate Dictatorship of Neo Imperial America is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Sammuel Joseph Robinsson with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.38 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zekronvilles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Imperial American economy, worth 305 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 221,606 Imperial Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,013,210 per year while the poor average 2,808, a ratio of 716 to 1.

Health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Neo Imperial American roads, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Imperial America's national animal is the Giant Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is McChristianity.

Neo Imperial America is ranked 308,577^th in the world and 6,278^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -448.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.