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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 318th
The Theocratic Empire of
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Emperor Casval
Influence
Power
Archbishop
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Neo Ninten

Population6.376 billion

CapitalSweetwater
LeaderEmperor Casval
FaithTraditional Lutheranism

CurrencyNintenian Dollar
AnimalBarn Swallow

The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Casval with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.376 billion Nintenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweetwater. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nintenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion Nintenian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,040 Nintenian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Traditional Lutheranism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Ninten's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Traditional Lutheranism.

Neo Ninten is ranked 10,049th in the world and 2nd in United Fascist Workers Association for Highest Economic Output, with 1,715 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 318thMost Devout: 1,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,812thLargest Black Market: 1,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,368thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,499thHighest Average Incomes: 2,861stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,445thLargest Governments: 8,890thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,276thHighest Economic Output: 10,049thHealthiest Citizens: 10,408thBest Weather: 10,820thMost Cultured: 11,588thMost Authoritarian: 11,880thTop
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Most Developed: 12,635thMost Conservative: 13,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,071stMost Efficient Economies: 15,933rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,467thMost Stationary: 22,643rdMost Influential: 23,045th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Ninten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Traditional Lutheranism.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.

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