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Rudest Citizens: 1,541stHighest Crime Rates: 2,382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,485th
The Most Serene Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
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Neo Splatoonia

Population1.513 billion

LeaderDJ IkagÍso ScampÔ

Currencysuper sea snail
AnimalGreat Zapfish

The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.513 billion Inklings and Octarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 229 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,838 super sea snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,059 per year while the poor average 17,122, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms, eminent domain has been abolished, and adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 128,109th in the world and 25th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Populations, with 1.51 billion Capita.

Rudest Citizens: 1,541stHighest Crime Rates: 2,382ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,119thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,608thLargest Retail Industry: 4,544thMost Armed: 5,669thNudest: 8,082ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,642ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,955thMost Devout: 12,049thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,378thMost Efficient Economies: 13,301stMost Avoided: 13,557thHighest Average Incomes: 13,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,530thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,357thMost Inclusive: 18,108thHighest Drug Use: 18,348thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,550thLargest Black Market: 20,042ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,196thMost Cultured: 21,721st
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the region

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