The Smug Ice Cream Girl of Neopolitan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Neopolitan with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.262 billion Neopolitanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beacon. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neopolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,173 trillion liens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 234,703 liens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime is totally unknown. Neopolitan's national animal is the arctic hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Neopolitan is ranked 6,101^st in the world and 17^th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.76 law-abiding acts per hour.