Population | 5.782 billion |
Capital | Katzburg |
Leader | Emperor Zheng Zuo Yeet |
Faith | Shagism |
Currency | Shags |
Animal | Shag |
The Liberal Policestate of Neu Katzlandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Zheng Zuo Yeet with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.782 billion Neu Katzlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzburg. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neu Katzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion Shags a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,935 Shags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Katzlandia's national animal is the Shag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shagism.
Neu Katzlandia is ranked 203,275th in the world and 4th in The Celtic Union of Celticae for Most Stationary, with 43.8897982994 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
- : Neu Katzlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, Katzburg's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
- : Neu Katzlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.